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Jun
8th
2015

It Must Be True · 12:25am Jun 8th, 2015

From the Writeoff Skype last night:

Titanium Dragon: God
Titanium Dragon: Why is there no ponies tommorrow?
foxy.e.: Because there is no god 0.0
Titanium Dragon: Are you saying you don't believe in me?
Quill Scratch: I do believe in Titanium Dragon! I do, I do!
foxy.e.: If you are God, TD, then where is the episode?
foxy.e.: Huh?
foxy.e.: HUH?

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Dec
21st
2015

Movies Plots Explained Badly · 9:34am Dec 21st, 2015

“Led by his belief in an ancient religion he barely understands, a teen from the desert destroys a government facility, killing thousands.”
Star Wars

“Woman abandons all he standards to win back a horny teenager with greasy hair.”
Grease

“A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill.”
Batman

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Oct
1st
2015

Quote of the Day · 5:38am Oct 1st, 2015

In its opinion, the appeals court said Georgia’s cancellation of the execution with questionable drugs instead showed that corrections officials "were cautious and took steps to avoid a substantial risk of serious harm."

- The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals, on a delay of execution for Kelly Gissendaner

The irony on this was delicious for me.

Some other good quotes from around the Internet recently:

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Jun
8th
2016

Sometimes I worry about the Internet · 3:27am Jun 8th, 2016

I type in "are unicorns". Google's autocomplete suggestions:

Are unicorns real
Are unicorns evil
Are unicorns mentioned in the bible
Are unicorns real or not
Are unicorns extinct

I worry about people sometimes.

Feb
1st
2016

The Power of FIMFiction · 11:36pm Feb 1st, 2016

"Dying to get there" is a common English idiom meaning "anxious to arrive at your destination."

It also happens to be the title of a fanfic by yours truly about everyone thinking Twilight literally kills herself every time she teleports (as it turns out, I not-so-secretly love puns).

So, which is more important according to Google - the MLP fanfic, or the masses of humanity who use the idiom?

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Dec
15th
2015

r/Outside · 11:20am Dec 15th, 2015

Alright, last thing for tonight, but hopefully you folks get a chuckle out of this.

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